JOKE OF THE DAY: Three mischievous grandmas

JOKE OF THE DAY: Three mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. An old man walked by, and one of the grandmas yelled out, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.”

The old man said, “There ain’t no way you can guess it, you old fools.”

One of the grandmas said, “SURE WE CAN! JUST DROP YOUR PANTS AND WE WILL TELL YOUR EXACT AGE.”

Embarrassed just a little, the old man dropped his pants.

The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said, “YOU’RE 91 YEARS OLD!”

“How in the world did you guess?” the old man said in shock.
The grandmas snickered and laughed.

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison, “Because you told us yesterday!”

The old man blinked, clearly confused. “I did?” he asked, scratching his head. One of the grandmas grinned and patted his arm gently. “Yes, dear. You told us at your birthday party yesterday. Remember?”

The old man chuckled nervously, realizing what had happened. “Ah, must be my memory slipping again. The doctor did say I’ve been forgetting things more lately.”

The grandmas gave him a sympathetic smile, and then, without missing a beat, they burst into laughter again. “Well, don’t worry,” one of them said between giggles, “we’re old, too. We forget plenty, but we’ll always remind you of the important stuff—like how old you are!”

The old man smiled, joining in their laughter, knowing he wasn’t the only one dealing with aging’s little quirks

Spread the love

Related Posts

An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let

An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, “Seven points! ”His wife, puzzled, rolled over…

Spread the love

Our thoughts and..

After a two-year break, Sandra Bullock is ready to make her return to the spotlight. Following the death of her longtime partner, Bryan Randall, from ALS in…

Spread the love

As Americans elect new president, Trump insists on result on election night

In the lead-up to the U.S. presidential election, Donald Trump is once again calling for a definitive result on election night, echoing his previous claims from 2020…

Spread the love

“Nature’s Sculptures: Unveiling the World’s Most Astonishing Rock Formations and Landscapes

These photos showcase stunning natural formations that resemble unique landscapes and rock structures, each with its own character. Here’s a breakdown of the scenes captured: 1. First…

Spread the love

20-Yr-Old Dog Was Left at Shelter To Be Put Down, Then The Staff Discovered Its Sad Secret 😢

In a remarkable display of dedication and compassion, the staff at a local animal shelter went above and beyond to care for a 20-year-old dog named Radar….

Spread the love

At her concert, Taylor Swift’s fans left disgusted.🤢What was the reason?

When you’re on a record-breaking global tour, you have to keep performing, even if you feel under the weather. Taylor Swift showed her professionalism over the weekend…

Spread the love

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *